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About Digital Art / Hobbyist Siegrune Hummer von Zwei23/Female/Germany Group :iconhummerreunited: HummerReunited
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Svetlana by SiegRainer Svetlana :iconsiegrainer:SiegRainer 1 3 Warsaw sleeps. I enjoy the night. by SiegRainer Warsaw sleeps. I enjoy the night. :iconsiegrainer:SiegRainer 17 12
Von Traum - Chapter 4
Chapter 4. Loved by the Führer himself.
It was slushing. Formless pieces of half-melted ice fell onto the asphalt together with cold water, and left rings and spots after themselves. Little Hitlerjugend soldiers sped up all together and rushed to their warm homes, but suddenly one of them let his badge fall into a puddle. He came closer to the pot-hole, probably made by an overweight general with hundreds of medals, and a blank but heavy reflection of a large truck on the moist road stopped him. The shadow belonged to a dark Hummer H2 giant.
"Losing this," said the H2 hoarsely, giving the badge to the inattentive boy. "Equals losing your honor."
The boy stood still, the astonishment either of the Hummer's Nordic stateliness, or of the thought of losing his face for the state together with a small piece of metal.
"Thank you," whispered the boy. "I wish I could kiss your tire but you are not a lady."
The Hummer squinted.
"You should be careful with such expressions," grunted
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Von Traum - Chapter 3
Part II. Berlin. The beginning.
Chapter 3. Hallo Berlin!

The girls rolled and rolled their tires, through slush and frozen dirt, over the old driveways and places, with their stone paving, overgrown ponds and pointy church roofs. The way took the girls sleep and money, but not the strong will, and ended up in a noisy mess of shiny cars, banners – just like that one Siegrünchen left on the outer side of the window, and millions of light bulbs growing out of the senseless walls.
“Chaos,” murmured Clementine, looking around. And it was true, Stuttgart was definitely not such a mixture of things and emotions, still living partly in the Roaring Twenties, with their shocking attitude, unacceptable for Clementine's shy, conservative and overly sensitive personality. What scared her, made Siegrünchen feel like a queen.
"My girl," Siegrünchen finally started to speak again, and loudly. "That's Berlin! Didn't I warn you?"
Clementine's eyelids started to pu
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Von Traum - Chapter 2
Chapter 2. The Great Turnover
The time kept its endless way, leaving more painful marks on already suffering engines, and the pains was so strong that the vehicles in the whole country stopped noticing how the world changed, who sat in the Reichstag and how disgusting wet snow fell and immediately turned into cold dirty puddles. The smell of rot and mould was everywhere.
But when the winter came, the stifling reek disappeared under thick layers of snow. Together with rotten social-democratic Weimar republic. Since that winter Germany had the new order, the new life, the new leader — Adolf Hitler. It was the start of the new, and the darkest chapter of Germany's history.
Though what "the darkest" means, is the thing of seeing the world. For Siegrünchen such changes meant getting good future, work, life... And a punishment for Herr Kantor for some obvious reason.
One of the February mornings spilled grey paint all over Stuttgart, pulling thick dirty clouds all over the
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Von Traum - Chapter 1
Part I. Stuttgart.
Chapter 1. Siegrünchen’s would-be-defeat
It happened in 1932, when the world suffered from the crisis which guzzled everything – money, others’ lives and peaceful thoughts.
Leaves in all the shades of brown, red and yellow already started covering Stuttgart’s old block-stoned streets, as long as the autumn was already there. The winds became colder, and the dawns came later each day.
The sun, the useless fall sun, already started hiding behind clouds and Stuttgart’s triangular roofs. But the old Swabian capital’s ailing atmosphere was brutally broken by running tires. The running tires which belonged to Siegrünchen, an 18-year old black Hummer H2 girl, quite an immense thing for her age.
She was driving home from the work – there’s no mistake, she was really driving home from the work, so are the traits of the time when everyone without any exceptions needed money, which she seemed to have enough
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Von Traum: Cover by SiegRainer
Mature content
Von Traum: Cover :iconsiegrainer:SiegRainer 9 20
The yawning disaster (collaboration) by SiegRainer The yawning disaster (collaboration) :iconsiegrainer:SiegRainer 15 17 Filthy Easter Bunny by SiegRainer Filthy Easter Bunny :iconsiegrainer:SiegRainer 21 49 Division Reich Wallpaper by SiegRainer Division Reich Wallpaper :iconsiegrainer:SiegRainer 32 60 ...They called it shower... by SiegRainer ...They called it shower... :iconsiegrainer:SiegRainer 2 3 ...Wash the bloody hands... by SiegRainer ...Wash the bloody hands... :iconsiegrainer:SiegRainer 1 4 ...Numbers, why... by SiegRainer ...Numbers, why... :iconsiegrainer:SiegRainer 1 3 ...Chamber of pain... by SiegRainer ...Chamber of pain... :iconsiegrainer:SiegRainer 1 5 ...No smoking... by SiegRainer ...No smoking... :iconsiegrainer:SiegRainer 1 2


Raven Quickie 003 by ExMile Raven Quickie 003 :iconexmile:ExMile 157 7 Raven Quickie 002 by ExMile Raven Quickie 002 :iconexmile:ExMile 209 13 Jessica Rabbit by sterna
Mature content
Jessica Rabbit :iconsterna:sterna 227 7
Perpetual uncertainty by TanyaLis Perpetual uncertainty :icontanyalis:TanyaLis 8 8 Range Rover 007 by AgentFizzalButt Range Rover 007 :iconagentfizzalbutt:AgentFizzalButt 11 11 Timothy and Friendly (finished) by TanyaLis Timothy and Friendly (finished) :icontanyalis:TanyaLis 12 8 Slavs family by TanyaLis Slavs family :icontanyalis:TanyaLis 26 7 My carsona by TanyaLis My carsona :icontanyalis:TanyaLis 30 25 Lightning VS Storm by TanyaLis Lightning VS Storm :icontanyalis:TanyaLis 56 9 Memories by TanyaLis Memories :icontanyalis:TanyaLis 97 24 An old square by IfritKorvall An old square :iconifritkorvall:IfritKorvall 36 1 shmutstitul 1 by DalfaArt shmutstitul 1 :icondalfaart:DalfaArt 132 15 Familiar faces by ufficiosulretro Familiar faces :iconufficiosulretro:ufficiosulretro 244 14 Punk Geek Girl Portrait by KimiSz Punk Geek Girl Portrait :iconkimisz:KimiSz 406 30 Tattoo - Ein Hauch von ASP 2.0 by Nadja2205 Tattoo - Ein Hauch von ASP 2.0 :iconnadja2205:Nadja2205 136 102




Dearest comrades, if my shame about my absence here was a balloon, I would fly away to space and freeze to death, so gigantic and powerful it is.

But... *Trommelwirbel* I'm BACK!!!

*damn, this app doesn't show emoticons*

So, what changed?

1. Siegrune Hummer von Zwei is a Master of Arts. In linguistics. Five years or life, five years of stress, laughter and tears - they were worth this degree.
2. Siegrune Hummer von Zwei is now 22 years old.
3. Siegrune Hummer von Zwei has even been Żyguśia. Because this year she was in Poland as her main trip goal.
4. Siegrune Hummer von Zwei tries to get a job.
5. Siegrune Hummer von Zwei was dumped by her boyfriend for a small Asian car on her birthday. Fucking shit. Let's kill him.


Siegrune Hummer von Zwei
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I ORDER YOU TO READ THIS INFORMATION (to avoid conflicts and misunderstandings)

I'm Val. But my comrades usually call me Siegrune.
I'm a lady, but I'm not sure about it.
I live in Moscow but I'm already on my way to Berlin because I've found a job there.
I finished the university in 2015 and now I'm Master of Arts in linguistics. I speak Russian, German, English, Latin, a little bit of Polish and Czech.
I'm mentally sick ^.^
I don't have many arts, but still.
I am the Third Reich, Cars, German, fetish and music nerd. My creations divide into two worlds - world of WWII (I'm SS-Sturmbannfuhrer Wilhelmina Schwarzenschultz) and world of Cars (I'm a female goth Hummer H2 called Siegrun)
I'm an amateur cosplayer. I cosplay the characters from my WWII creations.
I get my inspiration from *any adjective with negative characteristics* things.
I write more than draw.
I'm fond of the history of the Third Reich and Germany in general (I'm ethnically German).
I have many fetishes.
I believe that cars are living creatures, with soul and gender.
I'm lazy monster.
I love Android.
I'm not going to speak about politics here.
I call everyone "comrade".
Please, don't consider me as a Nazi bastard.
If you want to know more about the creations and characters, ASK please! I don't bite, biting is unnoble.
Stealing creations/ideas/characters is not allowed. But if you had an idea inspired by my art - ASK ME before I say yes/no to you for using it.
I thank you for your attention to my information.

You also can find me on:

Current Residence: Moscow, Russia
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small... Until I gain weight again
Favourite genre of music: EBM/Industrial/Synthpop/Darkwave


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Some stamps that tell the truth about me

RUSSIA by inObrAS Martadello Stamps:Moscow City by martadello ..:Proud to be German:.. by gazettefreak Berlin Stamp by AlexSatriani Nothing Wrong With It by Foedus-Stamps :thumb117493651: Apparently, I'm a Nazi... by Mintaka-TK Pansexual Pride Stamp by Just-Jasper Linguist by HarmonicSonic Uhh Kinky - nuffiie by stamps-club Uniform-Fetish by Matzeline Fan Stamp, Jagermeister by madamzombie I Love Black Hair by Zimmette-Stock violent art stamp by thechaosproject I heart Blood stamp by the-emo-detective addicted to nurse stamp by javicolormebliss

Mature Content

Female Pervert by Zephyr-Stamp
demonia stamp by gothicmermaid13 Sadist Stamp by black-roses-falling EBM addicted by RideFire Synth love by DianaCrimsonia ASP stamp by German-Blood Nachtmahr by Loeffelbrot Welle:Erdball by ana-in-vogue Aquefrigide stamp by SiegRainer Welle:Erdball stamp by SiegRainer Stamp Diary of Dreams by Levi-Thano Gary Numan stamp by Mary-Aisha Jens stampi 2. by WhiteWorm depeche mode stamp i by peterdawes Diorama stamp by SiegRainer And One stamp by Dinomines Skinny Puppy Stamp by L0NE-W0lf NIN fan stamp by deviantStamps [x]-Rx stamp by SiegRainer Eisenfunk Stamp by birdofyore Ohgr Stamp by slavestate :wumpstamp: by Iness69 Centhron stamp by SiegRainer Hummer stamp by SiegRainer stamp- Hummer by MoroSaki Cars Stamp by Pharaonenfuchs pixar fan stamp. by ifyouplease Russian language level NATIVE by TheFlagandAnthemGuy German language level NATIVE by TheFlagandAnthemGuy BT EN Language Level stamp4 by Faeth-design Latin- Expert Stamp by DireTylo Italian language level by kailafoxxplz Polish Language Level: Beginner by gaaradesert6 Stamp: Czech Language Beginner by Alpanu


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ZER0GEO Featured By Owner Edited May 12, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
Hey, just wanna say thanks for the watch. If I haven't yet.
ChevyRW Featured By Owner May 12, 2017
*hugs* Hi~
AgentFizzalButt Featured By Owner Edited Mar 28, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for the fav
SiegRainer Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're welcome :meow:
Humanary Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2016  Student
Happy Birthday! Have your cake and eat it too
SiegRainer Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks :meow:
HummerBullet Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday, Val! 
Hope it's a good one! Sprinkle Pop birthday 
SiegRainer Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Danke schön :heart:
It was a great one, believe me :meow:
HummerBullet Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Gern geschehen!
And oh, good good.
ChevyRW Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2016
Jappy birthday, Val~!!! <3
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